Unofficial Facts about AAUA

Coming from different students I just drafted all of them. Read... Eheh some are really funny.

1. A place where night class starts from 1st week of resumption

2. A place where the man in charge of regulating the sun does not show mercy
a place where D DVC is in charge of selling physics, chemistry. Biology e.t.c Law LT things,

3. A place where sum people are the happiest on campus(RCF) and no one wish to claim the saddest on campus

4. A place of photocopying up and down
A place where u must read b4 u can even get ur F

5. A place where indigo's no dey fear d students,

6. A place where only 12shuttle is available 4 over 5 thousand students

7. A place where u exchange materials as if u r exchanging invitation cards...

8. A place where ur blemishing creamz turn u black

9. place where sheriff dey check girls wey get ukwu,dey think say den package gun inside their yash.

10. a place where light is forbidden

11. a place where goats help u bring down ur food 4rm d
stove n help u eat it even wen d food is nt cookedq

12. A place where only one Atm machine is functioning 4 over 5 thousand students!

13. A place where students
go for night classes only to sleep thruout or others watching films on laptop while some others are busy stealing fones nd laptops

Add yours...