2014/2015 PD Admission List is out( how to check)

Yeah you heard me, its really out. Names of Successful candidate that sat for the predegree entrance exam has been shortlisted. Congratulations if you made it. To check , take a walk to predegree Center at OBJ hall its pasted there or post ur Name here I'll check it for you.

The 31st of March deadline for Hostel purchase is not for freshers

You don't have to be in any rush if you're a new student. I learnt you can get it even when you resume or anytime before then. To buy the form of any Hall of Residence (Zenith,Pioneer and Boys Hostel) all you need do is pay #500 at the bursary, collect the form and submit to the student affairs.

HURRY! Hostel Accommodation closes by 31st of March

Forms for hostel accommodation will close by end of this month so do whatever needs to be done if you need it. That form goes for #500 at the bursary.
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AAUA-ASUU chairman Dr. Mekusi and five other suspended Lectures reinstated!

All of them were suspended on the day there was a chaos in the university around January.

The management disrupted an asuu meeting which was supposed to hold in the school premises and dang that was it, the asuu chairman got a life time embarrassment from a sheriff staff (a slap)..man that was so disrespectful.

News is they've all resumed into their various offices.

New CBT Timetable

The new time table was posted in the notice board

Date. Course.

Tuesday (1/4). PHY 102

Wednesday (2/4). CHEM 102

Thursday. (3/4). EDU 102 / BAM 102

Friday. (4/4). ECO 102 / SOC 102

Saturday (5/4). FSS 102

Time: 8 - 11 am for all Courses. Venue: Intercontinental Hall

Golden tips to improve spoken English

In today's scenario where globalisation is on
the rampage, the stage is set such that English
has become inevitable and important for
anything and everything like studies, jobs,
business and for many more aspects.

Possessing fair English knowledge would give
you the confidence and good understanding on
various global perspectives. It is never wrong
to learn any new language. English language
has become an essential tool to communicate
with most of the persons in the society.
Particularly, today's youth, although they have
good knowledge they don't possess English
skills, as a result they fail in interviews.

With the confidence that you can learn any
language, right away start following the given
tips … soon you all will find a radical change
in your language.


• Read English newspaper, short story or even
novel for 20 minutes everyday to get
comfortable with the language.
• Develop your written language. It would help
you to form right sentences within a
considerable span of time and later this
practice would help to form sentences in
much shorter span of time.
• Start Speaking. Try out your spoken English on
anyone who will be able to respond to you.
Dont be afraid of making mistakes.
Keep your ears open for the accent.
• Watch English news channels on Television. Watch
BBC for the British Accent, CNN for the
American Accent and NDTV 24/7 for the urban
Indian Accent.
• Record your speech. Listen to your voice and
catch your pronunciation mistakes. Make an
earnest effort to avoid them.
• Grammar is important. The parts of speech,
tenses, form of verb, articles and modals all
contribute to fluency. Focus more on
understanding between noun and verb, which
runs throughout English at all levels. Make an
sincere effort to learn them.
• Make the Dictionary your best friend.
Everyone, including the scholars use it when
confronted with a new word. So it is not bad
or do not have the feeling that you don't
know. Familiarize yourself with its meaning
and use it in a sentence that very day.
• Have someone proficient read aloud to you. A
storybook or a newspaper article will do.
Watch the way they move their lips and mouth
while pronouncing certain words.
• Learn one new word a day. To increase your
active vocabulary start memorizing the
meaning of a word you had heard but not sure
of. Use it regularly to absorb it into your
vocabulary bank.
• Start writing a Diary. It will allow you to
practice the language in a totally non-
threatening environment. Everyday write one
concrete paragraph of at least 100 words.

Definitely, your spoken English will improve,
but cannot, if you lack commitment.

Always remember, the skills involved in
developing any language are Listening,
Speaking, Reading and Writing. It would not
possible to develop any single skill in
isolation.

AAUA POST GRADUATE FORM OUT

Application forms into masters and doctorates post graduate programmes is on for sale for #10,000. Check the admission office for more information.

Question of the day

Lol some random guy sent in this question that kinda makes a fool of your brain and really I've tried but no result ..yeah Im not a genius I know eheh. So pls help me out, the question in quote below
"how i wish yesterday was tomorrow, today would have been a frida

Pls comment with your answers.

Y'all remember the NUGA gold winner Omolara Omotosho? She was at Poland for IAAF

IAAF stands for International Association of Athletics Federation, they held a World Indoor Championships at the Ergo Arena in Sopot,Poland from 7th march2014 to 9th March 2014 and the student of department of Human Kinetics that won a gold medal from last NUGA games was among the NIGERIAN team. The team broke a record in women 4 times 400m rally with a time of 3:29.67 to qualify for the final but they eventually didn't win it at the final, they tried.

They're back home, someone spoke with her on phone she should be in school tomorrow. Keep the AAUA flag flying high.

NASS Election; Tydax defeats Passion To Be The Next President

Yes the man did it, the 300L student of department of psb beat passion from department of geology and one other femzy from department of csc that was screened even before the election onto the Ish that his cgpa did not meet the match.

Congratulations to him
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ALL GST and ENT Exams to be done in Computer Based

I don't think there're still any people who cannot play around a computer and make use of it, but if you fall in this category and you don't have a pc I have a suggestion, you could walk outside and buy a mouse, put it on a table and imagine clicking things in your head eheh..no mind me.

So expect to sit for your ENT & GST Exams in front of a computer, this information was pasted in GST office.
All the best in your exams, I strongly recommends you read this

AAUA Releases Another Admission List?

I hope this is for real. Someone just informed me that she just got admitted Last night. She was so happy, couldn't believe it. So if you've been waiting for another admission list I guess its time you check the jamb website again. The just admitted student had 182 in jamb and 72 in p/ume & she was given Banking and Finance. She said its been days or a week she Las checked( wasn't sure of which) and then checked again last night to see the miracle. Aaua was her first choice so you know where you stand. Pls check again and tell me if you see something new.
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100L students to get Clearance Certificate as Pass to sit for second semester Exam

As directed by Mrs V.B.ABE .SAR (ERS), All 100L students should go to the Examinations Records and Statistics unit of Academic Affairs Division to get their Clearance certificate which will enable them to participate in the university second semester examination for the 2012/2013 session.

Be informed that only student who have completed their registration and documentation including signing of matriculation register at the examinations records and statistic unit are eligible to write the forth coming examination.

The issuance of the clearance of the certificate starts immediately.

See red carpet photos of Face of AAUA aboutcsi

Useful Google Tips and Tricks Every Student Should Know

Ok before i start i heard one amebo that there was gobe in obj hall nuesa dinner, heard some hungry people were fighting over food and then ended up breaking the window..eheh  instead of the cadet to do his job, he grabs viju & rice and takes off. lol that must have been some funny shit.

so down to business, strong tips you should know and use often.

How to Quickly Find The Exact Information You Need on Google

before you proceed check this guide to make your near exam here

Use web friendly and less words

A search engine works by matching the words you enter to pages on the web. So using words that are most likely to appear on pages will yield the best results. For example, instead of saying my head hurts, say headache, because that’s the term a medical website would use. Simple, one or two word search terms will usually give you the broadest results. Start with short search terms, then refine your results by adding more words.

Be Specific

Be specific with your search terms. If you want to search for an exact phrase in an exact order, then put quotation marks around the words e.g. ‘just naira’. Note: searching with quotes might exclude relevant results. For instance, a search for “Alexander Bell” will miss pages that refer to Alexander G. Bell.

Search by File Type

Search for specific types of files, such as JPGs, PDFs, PPTs, or XLS, by adding filetype: and the 3-letter file abbreviation.

Find Related Pages

Use the related: operator to find pages that have similar content by typing related: followed by the website address. For instance, if you find a website you like, try using related:[insert URL] to locate similar websites.

Get definitions directly

Put define: in front of any word to get its definition.

4 tips to make your man want to 'die there'

Happy Sunday readers, am sure all the girls want to read this eheh.

So, you think you found the perfect guy. You're clicking on the emotional front, and now you want to leave a lasting impression in the bedroom too.
So what's the big secret? It's not all about knock- his-socks-off sex. When it comes to keeping a guy's interest, the way you approach sex can make all
the difference. So follow these four basic rules to keep him coming back for more.

1. Don't be a tease, but don't be a sure thing either
What many women — and men, for that matter — sometimes fail to realize is that there's a very fine line between being a tease and being playful. If you deny him gratification too often or for too long, he'll probably lose interest and begin to build resentment. While there should never be an expectation of sex, once that expectation has been created, it's very difficult to remove it without creating serious tension.

On the flip side, while men are inherently lazy and do love a sure thing, you also don't want us to take you for granted. Plus, if you're always available to satisfy him, he'll think you're no longer a challenge (and most men love a challenge). So if you can turn down a booty call every now and then, or say no to sex sometimes when you're not really up for it, he's actually going to want to see you more and make more effort.
What she does to make you feel like "the man"


2. Make him a believer, but don't oversell it
Here's something that isn't exactly a secret: Men all like to think that they're "the man." So, you need to make him feel like he's doing something right. I can't stress enough the importance of playing to the male ego and placating his inevitable insecurities about penis size, stamina and the ability to bring you to orgasm. So if you're not fully satisfied, don't simply fake it for his sake; instead, communicate to him about what is working and praise him for the things he does do well. When a man feels consistently insecure about his ability to please his partner, he may get the urge to duck and run. A sincere compliment here and there will keep him focused on doing better by you in bed, instead of finding someone who's easier to please.


3.  Under-promise,  over-deliver
As far as the bedroom is concerned, avoid creating false expectations at all costs. For example, no guy wants to hear about how great you are at giving fellatio if you're not going to perform it on him. And if you promise to "rock his world" and then don't? Well, you're setting him up for disappointment. It's
good to be confident, but the less you promise, the less expectation you create and the more pleasant a surprise you can be for him. And when you're a pleasant surprise, there's usually going to be an encore performance; he'll want to see what else you have in your bag of tricks.

4. Desire is key
Most women think great sex is all about the performance. Now, don't get me wrong — if you're really great at something and enjoy doing it, by all means, go right ahead. But it's important to remember that simply expressing a desire for your guy makes a man feel sexually powerful, and making him feel wanted will make him want you even more. So don't forget to let him know how badly you want him in as much detail as you feel comfortable with. It will be a big turn-on for him, even if you aren't the most experienced or skilled at any particular act.

7 Things U Can Never Change In A Guy.

This one if for the ladies. I don't know who gathered this but the person must be well experienced. Overtime you notice instead of a change, you and your spouse keep having quarrels that's when you know you should just leave him with it. There are some attitude you can't change, read it below

1. HIS PASSION FOR HIS FAVOURITE TEAM: Ever heard d saying "football is life"? Yes it is, and only a few things can cum btw a guy n his luv 4 his favourite team. Even wen u r both attending a dinner party or wedding ceremony, he'll always find time 2 check d score and trust me, he'll be depressed when they lose, no matter d amount of fun around him. I sometimes tease my gal by telling her dat if we were 2 marry n d date of d wedding coincides wit a Manchester United fixture, she had beta postpone d wedding or d groom (me) will go missing, only 2 be found in a football center cheering my beloved team. So ladies, instead of trying 2 stop him, try supporting his team n he'll luv u a little more.

2. HIS LOVE FOR HIS MUM: A guy's luv 4 his mum is one thing a gal shud neva tamper with. Yes he luvs u, but whether good or bad, his mum is high up there in his heart. So don't sweat it or try 2 cum btw him n his mum, cos u'll only be walking on a minefield dat will explode on u. STAY OFF and create a connection or luv his mum if u want him 2 luv u much more.

3. HIS LOVE FOR BOTTLES: If beer is one of his favourite things in life, let him enjoy it wen he wants 2, so far he's not getting drunk n misbehaving.

4. FAMILY ISSUES: Do not try 2 bring d roof down on him or try 2 force him 2 luv ur relatives. As long as he's making appropriate efforts 2wards them, don't
make a fight out of it.

5. HE DOESN'T TALK MUCH: Not every guy likes chitchat ting or talking so much abt their feelings. If ur guy is one who likes 2 keep his words in check, let him be and don't try 2 make a talkative out of him.

6. HE NOTICES OTHER PRETTY GALS: It's only normal dat a guy appreciates d wonderful work of God by taking a glance when he sees one. So nagging and wanting him 2 shut his eyes when he sees a pretty girl is a big NO-NO. Enjoy d fact dat he luvs u enuf 2 be wit u.

7. HIS ONE BAD HABIT: Every guy and even gals have at least one bad habit, like picking of nose, biting of fingernails, etc. Instead of letting it bring u 2 to frequent fights, try 2 put up wit it, knowing dat nobody is perfect.
Do you agree with all?

Hottie of the day

Please where are all this ladies in this laif? They have refuse to send hot pictures, una dey fall my hand o.

Our hottie of the day needs only a little intro. Hyce Fire popularly known for his major hit 'ekombi'  is a 200L student of department of Philosophy. His original name is Ukalom samuel kufre JR, hold on a sec, Kufre? Lol whatever that means. Am laughing cos he's my friend, don't laugh. That's all the info he gave me, see more stunning pictures after the cut..







He is an artists.
To contact him pin:299FFBF5

Unofficial Guide On How To Be A Man (nigerian Version)

Last year, a Twitter account (@GSElevator) published a popular article titled “Unofficial Goldman Sachs guide to being a man.” Since then some group of people have  been itching to provide us with a Nigerian version. Here is the Nigerian version of Goldman Sachs guide to being a man, hope you enjoy.

1. No one care if you graduated with a second class upper. The world is only interested in what you can deliver
2. Never look back and regret anything in your life, all of your experiences make up who you are today, if something were different, you might not
   like who are anymore.
3. Always carry cash. A lot of extra cash
4. Get a suit. It does not matter if you look good dressing like Phyno or Wizkid.
5. Your father’s money is not your money.
6. Never stare at another man’s junk at the bathroom
7. If she exposes her body, then it’s okay to look, don’t stare.
8. It’s always cheaper to bribe a policeman. And make sure you let him know it’s a privilege not his right.
9. Approach everything you do in life honestly and with class, integrity and tact and you will always remain swell.
10. You do not have to be comfortable in a public transport. It’s not your parlor for crying out lout
11. People will notice if you use cheap perfume
12. Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
13. Do not get a fake accent. Trust us.
    
14. Never date an ex of your friend.
15. Whenever you are unsure of what to wear, just remember “You can be underdressed, but you can never be overdressed”
16. Buy a newspaper every once in a while.
    
17. Open the door for ladies. Where are your manners?
    
18. Facebook is for networking, not your own reality Web series.
19. Always have an active internet subscription.
20. Do not argue with the cashier, always ask for the Manager.
21. Get a signature scent.
22. If you live in Borno, Adamawa or Yobe, then you have a death wish.
23. When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
    
24. If you want a girlfriend, the internet is the last place to look.
25. People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
    
26. When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
27. Always give a tip for services rendered. It will make your life easier.
28. You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
29. Life is too short to cry over spilt milk.
    
30. You are not allowed to date a co-worker. You do not poo where you eat.
    
31. Life is short for you to argue about religion, sport or politics; you have nothing to gain, except enemies.
32. Make sure you savings can last up to three months if you lose your job.
33. Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
    
34. Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s Aso Rock or on a private plane.
    
35. Do not hang out with criminals; the Nigeria police will not know the difference.
    
36. Get your own damn clipper.
37. Never be friends with a girl you have feelings for. Except you love pain, in which case, you should see a therapist.
38. Learn how to play a musical instrument.
    
39. If you do not have time to read a book, at least read an article online.
    
40. Selfies are for narcissist. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of friends.
41. You should be able to beat up three men who are your size.
42. Always wear a deodorant, it doesn’t matter if you need one or not.
    
43. Learn how to change a baby’s diaper.
44. There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
45. It’s better to watch a paint dry than do watch a Nollywood movie.
46. You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
47. Changing any lady’s mind should be a cake walk.
48. Don’t split a check.
49. Whenever you are in doubt, ask Google.
50. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
    
51. Do not break your words for anything, anything.
52. You should knot your own tie.
53. Be spontaneous.
    
54. You have to be a man, before you can become a gentleman
    
55. Do not let anybody insult your mother and get away with it. Including a soldier.
    
56. Find a girl who is a Chimammanda in the streets and a Maheeda in the bedroom. She exists
57. University girls are just secondary school girls with more time and (sometimes) more money.
58. Never take financial advice from anybody, except its Dangote, Bill Gates or Carlos Slim
59. You are allowed to forget your phone at home; you are not allowed to forget your clean white handkerchief
60. Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
    
61. Just because its free beer, it doesn’t mean you should drink a crate.

To be continued...

its too long i had to cut it. comment in the comment box if you want the concluding part.