Unofficial Facts about AAUA

Coming from different students I just drafted all of them. Read... Eheh some are really funny.

1. A place where night class starts from 1st week of resumption

2. A place where the man in charge of regulating the sun does not show mercy
a place where D DVC is in charge of selling physics, chemistry. Biology e.t.c Law LT things,

3. A place where sum people are the happiest on campus(RCF) and no one wish to claim the saddest on campus

4. A place of photocopying up and down
A place where u must read b4 u can even get ur F

5. A place where indigo's no dey fear d students,

6. A place where only 12shuttle is available 4 over 5 thousand students

7. A place where u exchange materials as if u r exchanging invitation cards...

8. A place where ur blemishing creamz turn u black

9. place where sheriff dey check girls wey get ukwu,dey think say den package gun inside their yash.

10. a place where light is forbidden

11. a place where goats help u bring down ur food 4rm d
stove n help u eat it even wen d food is nt cookedq

12. A place where only one Atm machine is functioning 4 over 5 thousand students!

13. A place where students
go for night classes only to sleep thruout or others watching films on laptop while some others are busy stealing fones nd laptops

Add yours...

(PHOTOS) Student from California with Longest Tongue

Chanel Tapper, a student from California, USA, has the world's longest tongue, measuring 9.75 cm (3.8 in), from tip to top lip. Her lizard-like tongue is twice as long as the average, as long as the world's largest cockroach, as wide as your palm, the same volume as a quarter pounder hamburger and around the same length as an iPhone!! Here what she told Guinness World Records about her record-breaking body part in an interview. 
When did you first realise that your tongue was longer than average? What happened?
 I was eight and my mom and I were taking pictures for Halloween. 

In one of the pictures we stuck our tongues out. I noticed I had a long tongue when the pictures from Halloween were printed and I saw it...but I guess it became apparent in middle school when people started commenting on it.
Why I stuck my tongue out at people, I don't know... I'm goofy! But there are still some people from back then that only remember me because of my tongue!

LMAO, what is wrong with this photo?

Can't stop laughing. What exactly is the problem?

Eheh check the girl with an OMG nose(funny)

Lol someone on my bbm used this pics as display picture and it got me rolling. Jeez I can't stop laughing.

(PHOTOS) Student Smashes Boyfriend's windscreen Because He Broke Her Heart

Eheh wonders shall never end. I was reading through a blog and i came across this interesting story decided to share it here.
Students of the Eni-Njoku hostel in UNILAG where shocked last night when a female student stormed the hostel and smashed the windscreen of her boyfriend's Siena car for a suspected heartbreak.

The reasons for her behaviour are unclear but according to the student who sent in this, the lady pictured above being dragged away by security officials, had a confrontation with her boyfriend and stormed the hostel in the night and smashed the windscreen of her boyfriend's Siena car for breaking her heart. She was later arrested by security officials and taken away. More details coming in shorty so stay upbeat!

Peep photos of the smashed Siena car after the jump:

University of Chicago Student With Biggest Butt

33 years old Sarah Massey has one of the world's largest butts. She has to wear extra large trousers and once managed to crack a toilet bowl just by sitting on it.

The Chicago mother-of-two's behind measures an impressive 7ft in diameter and sometimes proves too large to fit through doorways.

Sarah explains:

'Everyday I get some kind of comment thrown at me, both good and bad - I used to be ashamed but now I hold my head high,'
At school I was teased and called Dump Truck Butt by the other kids, but the condition
is hereditary - there's nothing I can do about it. I went through a stage of worrying what people think, but now I want to show the world I am proud to be me. 

Some people can't believe one person can have this much butt. It's definitely not fake. Big bootys are just in my blood. Apart from my younger sister, the women in my family all have large behinds.

Despite being proud of her record-breaking behind, 32-stone Ms Massey admits that living with a super-sized bottom isn't always easy and receives £750 in disability benefit each month as a result of having limited mobility.

(PHOTOS): Incredible moment a bull elephant FLIPS OVER A TEATHER'S CAR

• Sarah Brooks from Spalding, Lincolnshire was injured last week
• Elephant's tusk ripped through the back of Ms Brooks' upper thigh
• Their car rolled three times and was flung 40 metres in the attack
• Ms Brooks is in a stable condition in hospita

This is the moment an enraged bull elephant flipped over a car containing a British teacher and her fiance during an African safari.
Sarah Brooks, 30, and her fiance were filming the animal from their car as it drank at a waterhole when it turned and went for them.
It flipped their vehicle and shunted it around 130ft down a track into thick bushland.

The elephant’s tusk ripped through Miss Brooks’ upper thigh during the ordeal at  the Kruger National Park in South Africa.
The attack was filmed by tourists travelling in a car behind.
The teacher, from Spalding in Lincolnshire, was airlifted to hospital where she required several days of treatment.


She has since been discharged and is believed to still be in the country recovering with her fiance Jans de Klerk, who escaped unhurt.
The couple were on holiday to celebrate their recent engagement and for Miss Brooks to meet her fiance’s South African family, friends said.

Park officials later shot the elephant which was in musth, a periodic condition in males that makes them aggressive when their testosterone levels rise by up to 60 times. It also had an injury, which is believed to have increased its aggressiveness.
African bull elephants can weigh up to six tons. Describing the December 30 attack, park spokesman William Mabasa said: ‘The elephant suddenly stopped, turned around and rapidly walked towards the vehicle, which was stationary.
‘It charged at them, attacked the vehicle and flipped it over off the road into the thick bushes.’
Miss Brooks, who studied biomedical science at Northumbria University and now teaches at a school in Spalding, was discharged from the Medi-Clinic Nelspruit earlier this week.

Neighbours at the home she shares with her fiance said yesterday that she was yet to return from South Africa.

Lyn Skells, a retired teacher who has been friends with Mr de Klerk for three years, said the couple have extended their stay for another three weeks as they recover from their ordeal.
She said: ‘They had just got engaged and were on holiday so she could meet all his family in Africa. It really is awful what happened at what should have been a happy time for them.’
The attack was believed to be the third by an elephant at the Kruger park last year.
Another of the animals was shot dead earlier in December when it charged at traffic officers. It had apparently ignored warning shots.
Two tourists were also injured when their vehicle was overturned by an elephant in April.
And British pensioner Colin Manvell, 68, was trampled to death by a wild bull elephant while bird-watching at a jungle waterhole in Tamil Nadu, southern India, last year.
Mr Mabasa advised park visitors to keep a safe distance from wild animals.

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