BREAKING NEWS; I hear the MBA building is on Fire

I also hear fire service are looking to it so it doesn't destroy more property in the building with many lecture halls and office

US Transparency International Standards (USTIS) ranks AAUA Best state university in Nigeria ...FULL story Inside!

The US Transparency International Standards, USTIS, has ranked Adekunle Ajasin University,
Akungba Akoko, Ondo State, Nigeria, the best State University in Nigeria.
The result was contained in the preliminary results from the USTIS 2013 Coordinated Nigeria Schools' Survey, the world body's school ranking initiative.

Only last month, AAUA came first nationally in the 2013 Annual Youth Debate for Nigerian Tertiary Institutions organized by the Federal Ministry of Education.

The National University Commission voted AAUA the Best State University in 2005 in terms of the quality of academic staff after carrying out its
(NUC's) carrying-capacity survey that year.
AAUA has, from 2011, had 100 per cent accreditation of its programmes by the National Universities Commission to date! Adekunle Ajasin University came into world reckoning following the strategic initiative of the
incumbent Vice Chancellor, Professor Femi Mimiko, who built the plank of his administration on "building a 21st century University, properly called!." Through the initiative, the University
which relocated to a temporary site in 1999, has become an infrastructure and academic haven. Between 2010 when Professor Mimiko took office
and now, the University has taken delivery of over 60 projects as a deliberate attempt to address the acute challenges of space.

The University championed merit-driven admission and staff appointment policies in Nigeria to shore up the integrity of its
programmes. In his reaction, the Vice Chancellor, Professor Femi Mimiko, expressed appreciation to God for
allowing the modest contributions of his administration to attract world recognition.
"It is really a thing of joy that our modest contributions to educational development and humanity have attracted attention and recognition. As a University, we give all the glory
to God. I would also like to appreciate the Visitor to the University and Governor of Ondo State, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, for the robust support he
accorded and continues to accord the University.
"I cannot thank the University immediate past Council under the leadership of the Pro Chancellor and Chairman of Council, Barrister
Dan Nwanyanwu, OFR, mni, enough for direction and support.
"Words are inadequate to thank the staff and students of the University for their priceless contributions to the attainment of this feat. I dedicate this achievement to them."

Unofficial Facts about AAUA

Coming from different students I just drafted all of them. Read... Eheh some are really funny.

1. A place where night class starts from 1st week of resumption

2. A place where the man in charge of regulating the sun does not show mercy
a place where D DVC is in charge of selling physics, chemistry. Biology e.t.c Law LT things,

3. A place where sum people are the happiest on campus(RCF) and no one wish to claim the saddest on campus

4. A place of photocopying up and down
A place where u must read b4 u can even get ur F

5. A place where indigo's no dey fear d students,

6. A place where only 12shuttle is available 4 over 5 thousand students

7. A place where u exchange materials as if u r exchanging invitation cards...

8. A place where ur blemishing creamz turn u black

9. place where sheriff dey check girls wey get ukwu,dey think say den package gun inside their yash.

10. a place where light is forbidden

11. a place where goats help u bring down ur food 4rm d
stove n help u eat it even wen d food is nt cookedq

12. A place where only one Atm machine is functioning 4 over 5 thousand students!

13. A place where students
go for night classes only to sleep thruout or others watching films on laptop while some others are busy stealing fones nd laptops

Add yours...

Question of the day

Lol some random guy sent in this question that kinda makes a fool of your brain and really I've tried but no result ..yeah Im not a genius I know eheh. So pls help me out, the question in quote below
"how i wish yesterday was tomorrow, today would have been a frida

Pls comment with your answers.

NASS Election; Tydax defeats Passion To Be The Next President

Yes the man did it, the 300L student of department of psb beat passion from department of geology and one other femzy from department of csc that was screened even before the election onto the Ish that his cgpa did not meet the match.

Congratulations to him
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AAUA Releases Another Admission List?

I hope this is for real. Someone just informed me that she just got admitted Last night. She was so happy, couldn't believe it. So if you've been waiting for another admission list I guess its time you check the jamb website again. The just admitted student had 182 in jamb and 72 in p/ume & she was given Banking and Finance. She said its been days or a week she Las checked( wasn't sure of which) and then checked again last night to see the miracle. Aaua was her first choice so you know where you stand. Pls check again and tell me if you see something new.
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100L students to get Clearance Certificate as Pass to sit for second semester Exam

As directed by Mrs V.B.ABE .SAR (ERS), All 100L students should go to the Examinations Records and Statistics unit of Academic Affairs Division to get their Clearance certificate which will enable them to participate in the university second semester examination for the 2012/2013 session.

Be informed that only student who have completed their registration and documentation including signing of matriculation register at the examinations records and statistic unit are eligible to write the forth coming examination.

The issuance of the clearance of the certificate starts immediately.

See red carpet photos of Face of AAUA aboutcsi

Unofficial Guide On How To Be A Man (nigerian Version)

Last year, a Twitter account (@GSElevator) published a popular article titled “Unofficial Goldman Sachs guide to being a man.” Since then some group of people have  been itching to provide us with a Nigerian version. Here is the Nigerian version of Goldman Sachs guide to being a man, hope you enjoy.

1. No one care if you graduated with a second class upper. The world is only interested in what you can deliver
2. Never look back and regret anything in your life, all of your experiences make up who you are today, if something were different, you might not
   like who are anymore.
3. Always carry cash. A lot of extra cash
4. Get a suit. It does not matter if you look good dressing like Phyno or Wizkid.
5. Your father’s money is not your money.
6. Never stare at another man’s junk at the bathroom
7. If she exposes her body, then it’s okay to look, don’t stare.
8. It’s always cheaper to bribe a policeman. And make sure you let him know it’s a privilege not his right.
9. Approach everything you do in life honestly and with class, integrity and tact and you will always remain swell.
10. You do not have to be comfortable in a public transport. It’s not your parlor for crying out lout
11. People will notice if you use cheap perfume
12. Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
13. Do not get a fake accent. Trust us.
    
14. Never date an ex of your friend.
15. Whenever you are unsure of what to wear, just remember “You can be underdressed, but you can never be overdressed”
16. Buy a newspaper every once in a while.
    
17. Open the door for ladies. Where are your manners?
    
18. Facebook is for networking, not your own reality Web series.
19. Always have an active internet subscription.
20. Do not argue with the cashier, always ask for the Manager.
21. Get a signature scent.
22. If you live in Borno, Adamawa or Yobe, then you have a death wish.
23. When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
    
24. If you want a girlfriend, the internet is the last place to look.
25. People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
    
26. When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
27. Always give a tip for services rendered. It will make your life easier.
28. You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
29. Life is too short to cry over spilt milk.
    
30. You are not allowed to date a co-worker. You do not poo where you eat.
    
31. Life is short for you to argue about religion, sport or politics; you have nothing to gain, except enemies.
32. Make sure you savings can last up to three months if you lose your job.
33. Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
    
34. Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s Aso Rock or on a private plane.
    
35. Do not hang out with criminals; the Nigeria police will not know the difference.
    
36. Get your own damn clipper.
37. Never be friends with a girl you have feelings for. Except you love pain, in which case, you should see a therapist.
38. Learn how to play a musical instrument.
    
39. If you do not have time to read a book, at least read an article online.
    
40. Selfies are for narcissist. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of friends.
41. You should be able to beat up three men who are your size.
42. Always wear a deodorant, it doesn’t matter if you need one or not.
    
43. Learn how to change a baby’s diaper.
44. There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
45. It’s better to watch a paint dry than do watch a Nollywood movie.
46. You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
47. Changing any lady’s mind should be a cake walk.
48. Don’t split a check.
49. Whenever you are in doubt, ask Google.
50. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
    
51. Do not break your words for anything, anything.
52. You should knot your own tie.
53. Be spontaneous.
    
54. You have to be a man, before you can become a gentleman
    
55. Do not let anybody insult your mother and get away with it. Including a soldier.
    
56. Find a girl who is a Chimammanda in the streets and a Maheeda in the bedroom. She exists
57. University girls are just secondary school girls with more time and (sometimes) more money.
58. Never take financial advice from anybody, except its Dangote, Bill Gates or Carlos Slim
59. You are allowed to forget your phone at home; you are not allowed to forget your clean white handkerchief
60. Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
    
61. Just because its free beer, it doesn’t mean you should drink a crate.

To be continued...

its too long i had to cut it. comment in the comment box if you want the concluding part.