(VIEWERS DISCRETION)GRAPHIC PHOTOS; Accident scene of autocrash that claimed the lives of jambites

This is how the lives of youths that woke up this morning ended. Its so pathetic, I mean, feel the empathy, imagine when someone leaves their home to struggle for the future and end up like this....its so sad. Nigeria is a failed state.

This occurred at Akoko LGA, Etioro to be precise and I rumour has it that a exPredite of AAUA was among them.
Pls take a time out to wish them safe rest.

Unofficial Facts about AAUA

Coming from different students I just drafted all of them. Read... Eheh some are really funny.

1. A place where night class starts from 1st week of resumption

2. A place where the man in charge of regulating the sun does not show mercy
a place where D DVC is in charge of selling physics, chemistry. Biology e.t.c Law LT things,

3. A place where sum people are the happiest on campus(RCF) and no one wish to claim the saddest on campus

4. A place of photocopying up and down
A place where u must read b4 u can even get ur F

5. A place where indigo's no dey fear d students,

6. A place where only 12shuttle is available 4 over 5 thousand students

7. A place where u exchange materials as if u r exchanging invitation cards...

8. A place where ur blemishing creamz turn u black

9. place where sheriff dey check girls wey get ukwu,dey think say den package gun inside their yash.

10. a place where light is forbidden

11. a place where goats help u bring down ur food 4rm d
stove n help u eat it even wen d food is nt cookedq

12. A place where only one Atm machine is functioning 4 over 5 thousand students!

13. A place where students
go for night classes only to sleep thruout or others watching films on laptop while some others are busy stealing fones nd laptops

Add yours...

Golden tips to improve spoken English

In today's scenario where globalisation is on
the rampage, the stage is set such that English
has become inevitable and important for
anything and everything like studies, jobs,
business and for many more aspects.

Possessing fair English knowledge would give
you the confidence and good understanding on
various global perspectives. It is never wrong
to learn any new language. English language
has become an essential tool to communicate
with most of the persons in the society.
Particularly, today's youth, although they have
good knowledge they don't possess English
skills, as a result they fail in interviews.

With the confidence that you can learn any
language, right away start following the given
tips … soon you all will find a radical change
in your language.


• Read English newspaper, short story or even
novel for 20 minutes everyday to get
comfortable with the language.
• Develop your written language. It would help
you to form right sentences within a
considerable span of time and later this
practice would help to form sentences in
much shorter span of time.
• Start Speaking. Try out your spoken English on
anyone who will be able to respond to you.
Dont be afraid of making mistakes.
Keep your ears open for the accent.
• Watch English news channels on Television. Watch
BBC for the British Accent, CNN for the
American Accent and NDTV 24/7 for the urban
Indian Accent.
• Record your speech. Listen to your voice and
catch your pronunciation mistakes. Make an
earnest effort to avoid them.
• Grammar is important. The parts of speech,
tenses, form of verb, articles and modals all
contribute to fluency. Focus more on
understanding between noun and verb, which
runs throughout English at all levels. Make an
sincere effort to learn them.
• Make the Dictionary your best friend.
Everyone, including the scholars use it when
confronted with a new word. So it is not bad
or do not have the feeling that you don't
know. Familiarize yourself with its meaning
and use it in a sentence that very day.
• Have someone proficient read aloud to you. A
storybook or a newspaper article will do.
Watch the way they move their lips and mouth
while pronouncing certain words.
• Learn one new word a day. To increase your
active vocabulary start memorizing the
meaning of a word you had heard but not sure
of. Use it regularly to absorb it into your
vocabulary bank.
• Start writing a Diary. It will allow you to
practice the language in a totally non-
threatening environment. Everyday write one
concrete paragraph of at least 100 words.

Definitely, your spoken English will improve,
but cannot, if you lack commitment.

Always remember, the skills involved in
developing any language are Listening,
Speaking, Reading and Writing. It would not
possible to develop any single skill in
isolation.

AAUA POST GRADUATE FORM OUT

Application forms into masters and doctorates post graduate programmes is on for sale for #10,000. Check the admission office for more information.

Question of the day

Lol some random guy sent in this question that kinda makes a fool of your brain and really I've tried but no result ..yeah Im not a genius I know eheh. So pls help me out, the question in quote below
"how i wish yesterday was tomorrow, today would have been a frida

Pls comment with your answers.

Y'all remember the NUGA gold winner Omolara Omotosho? She was at Poland for IAAF

IAAF stands for International Association of Athletics Federation, they held a World Indoor Championships at the Ergo Arena in Sopot,Poland from 7th march2014 to 9th March 2014 and the student of department of Human Kinetics that won a gold medal from last NUGA games was among the NIGERIAN team. The team broke a record in women 4 times 400m rally with a time of 3:29.67 to qualify for the final but they eventually didn't win it at the final, they tried.

They're back home, someone spoke with her on phone she should be in school tomorrow. Keep the AAUA flag flying high.

NASS Election; Tydax defeats Passion To Be The Next President

Yes the man did it, the 300L student of department of psb beat passion from department of geology and one other femzy from department of csc that was screened even before the election onto the Ish that his cgpa did not meet the match.

Congratulations to him
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

ALL GST and ENT Exams to be done in Computer Based

I don't think there're still any people who cannot play around a computer and make use of it, but if you fall in this category and you don't have a pc I have a suggestion, you could walk outside and buy a mouse, put it on a table and imagine clicking things in your head eheh..no mind me.

So expect to sit for your ENT & GST Exams in front of a computer, this information was pasted in GST office.
All the best in your exams, I strongly recommends you read this

100L students to get Clearance Certificate as Pass to sit for second semester Exam

As directed by Mrs V.B.ABE .SAR (ERS), All 100L students should go to the Examinations Records and Statistics unit of Academic Affairs Division to get their Clearance certificate which will enable them to participate in the university second semester examination for the 2012/2013 session.

Be informed that only student who have completed their registration and documentation including signing of matriculation register at the examinations records and statistic unit are eligible to write the forth coming examination.

The issuance of the clearance of the certificate starts immediately.

See red carpet photos of Face of AAUA aboutcsi

Hottie of the day

Please where are all this ladies in this laif? They have refuse to send hot pictures, una dey fall my hand o.

Our hottie of the day needs only a little intro. Hyce Fire popularly known for his major hit 'ekombi'  is a 200L student of department of Philosophy. His original name is Ukalom samuel kufre JR, hold on a sec, Kufre? Lol whatever that means. Am laughing cos he's my friend, don't laugh. That's all the info he gave me, see more stunning pictures after the cut..







He is an artists.
To contact him pin:299FFBF5

Unofficial Guide On How To Be A Man (nigerian Version)

Last year, a Twitter account (@GSElevator) published a popular article titled “Unofficial Goldman Sachs guide to being a man.” Since then some group of people have  been itching to provide us with a Nigerian version. Here is the Nigerian version of Goldman Sachs guide to being a man, hope you enjoy.

1. No one care if you graduated with a second class upper. The world is only interested in what you can deliver
2. Never look back and regret anything in your life, all of your experiences make up who you are today, if something were different, you might not
   like who are anymore.
3. Always carry cash. A lot of extra cash
4. Get a suit. It does not matter if you look good dressing like Phyno or Wizkid.
5. Your father’s money is not your money.
6. Never stare at another man’s junk at the bathroom
7. If she exposes her body, then it’s okay to look, don’t stare.
8. It’s always cheaper to bribe a policeman. And make sure you let him know it’s a privilege not his right.
9. Approach everything you do in life honestly and with class, integrity and tact and you will always remain swell.
10. You do not have to be comfortable in a public transport. It’s not your parlor for crying out lout
11. People will notice if you use cheap perfume
12. Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
13. Do not get a fake accent. Trust us.
    
14. Never date an ex of your friend.
15. Whenever you are unsure of what to wear, just remember “You can be underdressed, but you can never be overdressed”
16. Buy a newspaper every once in a while.
    
17. Open the door for ladies. Where are your manners?
    
18. Facebook is for networking, not your own reality Web series.
19. Always have an active internet subscription.
20. Do not argue with the cashier, always ask for the Manager.
21. Get a signature scent.
22. If you live in Borno, Adamawa or Yobe, then you have a death wish.
23. When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
    
24. If you want a girlfriend, the internet is the last place to look.
25. People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
    
26. When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
27. Always give a tip for services rendered. It will make your life easier.
28. You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
29. Life is too short to cry over spilt milk.
    
30. You are not allowed to date a co-worker. You do not poo where you eat.
    
31. Life is short for you to argue about religion, sport or politics; you have nothing to gain, except enemies.
32. Make sure you savings can last up to three months if you lose your job.
33. Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
    
34. Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s Aso Rock or on a private plane.
    
35. Do not hang out with criminals; the Nigeria police will not know the difference.
    
36. Get your own damn clipper.
37. Never be friends with a girl you have feelings for. Except you love pain, in which case, you should see a therapist.
38. Learn how to play a musical instrument.
    
39. If you do not have time to read a book, at least read an article online.
    
40. Selfies are for narcissist. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of friends.
41. You should be able to beat up three men who are your size.
42. Always wear a deodorant, it doesn’t matter if you need one or not.
    
43. Learn how to change a baby’s diaper.
44. There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
45. It’s better to watch a paint dry than do watch a Nollywood movie.
46. You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
47. Changing any lady’s mind should be a cake walk.
48. Don’t split a check.
49. Whenever you are in doubt, ask Google.
50. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
    
51. Do not break your words for anything, anything.
52. You should knot your own tie.
53. Be spontaneous.
    
54. You have to be a man, before you can become a gentleman
    
55. Do not let anybody insult your mother and get away with it. Including a soldier.
    
56. Find a girl who is a Chimammanda in the streets and a Maheeda in the bedroom. She exists
57. University girls are just secondary school girls with more time and (sometimes) more money.
58. Never take financial advice from anybody, except its Dangote, Bill Gates or Carlos Slim
59. You are allowed to forget your phone at home; you are not allowed to forget your clean white handkerchief
60. Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
    
61. Just because its free beer, it doesn’t mean you should drink a crate.

To be continued...

its too long i had to cut it. comment in the comment box if you want the concluding part.